<&DomTrek> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jnBx6kGa0s
<~Wangus> ...
<~Wangus> dom
<~Wangus> are you going to ruin one of my favorite songs?
<&DomTrek> oh yes
<~Wangus> is that what you're trying to do?
<~Wangus> -_-
<~Wangus> i do try
<~Wangus> i do
<&DomTrek> you're lucky I didn't give you the chipmunk one
<~Wangus> to introduce you to the best music i know
<~Wangus> to inspire you
<&DomTrek> Ahaha!
<~Wangus> to raise you above the bullshit of the world
<&DomTrek> I CAT FARTING!
* &DomTrek runs off
<~Wangus> haha

[@Will-face]: my nw is going up and down like the knickers of an indecisive wh0re :(

(03:10) <xenos_pain> carebear is my target once he's outta newb
(03:10) <CareBear> no way bro im to pro for you ill just do a sector teleport then hit you with the carebear stare

<Skeeter> give me a break
<Skeeter> i wana get to have falcons
<Skeeter> havnt had falcs on 1 hr ticks for like a year now
<Skeeter> i keep on geting killed
<Skeeter> every damn round

..A little later

<Skeeter> 15:10:42, May 25 Your empire has received a free Falcon. However, after such a long time of not using Falcons, your inexperience shows as you spectacularly crash your new prize straight into an asteroid. The Falcon was completely destroyed. D'oh!
<Skeeter> fucker!
<Skeeter> give me my falcon back

<~Systems> "well hello ladies, You wanna come home and see my 10week IRC connection time?"
<~Systems> when does that ever work
<Nixxon> erm
<Nixxon> I don't use that
<Nixxon> I use "hey girls, wanna see my irssi uptime?"
<Nixxon> Irssi uptime: 963d 2h 1m 8s
<Nixxon> BAM!
<~Systems> lol
<Nixxon> gets me laid every time.

[%SilverDragon]: woe is me.
[Accuracy]: OHNOZ
: Accuracy humps SilverDragon out of sorrow
[%SilverDragon]: :O
[%SilverDragon]: No humping me.
[Accuracy]: too late
: Landman humps
[%SilverDragon]: :O
[Accuracy]: SDHUMPFEST!
[%SilverDragon]: :O
: Accuracy humps SD
: Landman humps SD
: borg hupms SD
: esntric humps SD
: %Dolon humps SD
: Arch humps SD
[%SilverDragon]: :O
[%SilverDragon]: Noooooooo
[borg]: lolz
[Accuracy]: lol
[esntric]: Like.. Pwned. ;)
[Landman]: :D
[borg]: yuo just got chat raped
: %SilverDragon slaps all the ev0lpeople....
[Accuracy]: hmm
[Accuracy]: i wonder if that'll work again...
[Accuracy]: ALLEX_OOBITCHSLAPFEST
: Accuracy bitchslaps AlLeX_oo
[AlLeX_oo]: huh?
: Arch bitchslaps AlLeX_oo
: hmmz slaps AlLeX_oo around a bit with a large trout
[Accuracy]: yaus!
: vlapak slaps AlLeX_oo around a bit with a large trout
: borg bitchslaps AILeX_00
: vlapak slaps AlLeX_oo around a bit with a large trout
: vlapak slaps AlLeX_oo around a bit with a large trout
: Arch hugs the pain from AlLeX_oo

<Rets> <Mical> anyone awake that can help me with commands?
<Rets> GOTO: fridge
<Rets> GET: me a beer

<Nixxon> so, did i mention that Systems has a nose larger than his penis?
<Systems> a 11" nose is SUCH a pain in the ass

<&Skwirl_San> it's the 21st century
<&Skwirl_San> and having a vibrating egg in your ass feels great!

<&Cembob> i was...wrong

[20:57] <djdave> shakira come on TV and made me mess my race up :P

[18:28] <Ages> !land 377

>>>>>>>no results<<<<<<<<

[18:29] -irc.star-fury.com:#********- *** Ages invited Sea_Dawg into the channel
[18:29] * Sea_Dawg has joined #********
[18:29] <Ages> !land 377
[18:29] <Sea_Dawg> ( Starting Land: 377 ; It will take 17 hits to kill the empire )
[18:29] * Sea_Dawg was kicked by Catch (Catch)
[18:29] <GelaSiuS> lol
[18:29] <M3ntal> lol
[18:29] <Ages> thanks
[18:29] <Ages> I was just about to do that ;)
[18:29] <Catch> :P
[18:29] <Bittersweet> roflmfao
[18:29] <Bittersweet> is he on?
[18:29] <Bittersweet> i hope he was
[18:30] <Bittersweet> gotta be a wtf moment
[18:30] <GelaSiuS> used and abused xD

<Bittersweet> polytia
<Bittersweet> lol
<polytia> sup bitt ?
<Bittersweet> oh there you are
<polytia> yes :d
<Bittersweet> you were looking for me?
<polytia> i am here:D
<polytia> yes:d
<Bittersweet> i'm here!
<polytia> i am getting bored :D
<polytia> :P
<Lucas> lol
<Bittersweet> oh
<polytia> like always :D
<polytia> :P
* Bittersweet dances
<polytia> need somebody to keep me awake:D
<polytia> oke
<polytia> let`s dance
<polytia> :D
<polytia> :x
<polytia> \:d/
<Bittersweet> vienna waltz
<Bittersweet> =)
<Lucas> Tango
<Bittersweet> oh tango is nice
<polytia> ludacris - pussy poppin` :X
<Bittersweet> uh hmm
<polytia> :X
<polytia> :>

* Hkidnc has joined #chat
<Hkidnc> Hey everyone! Anyone got any suggestions for a good alliance for next Merlin round?
<Dogg> hmm next round?
<Dogg> bit early for that
<Hkidnc> is it?
<Dogg> yeah best to wait until the current one is almost ended
<Hkidnc> But the current one is in setup stage
* Hkidnc sighs
<Hkidnc> I mean
<Hkidnc> For THIS merlin round
<Hkidnc> the one that's about to start
<Dogg> oh
<Hkidnc> It'ld be more than a bit early to start shopping for next round ^_^
<Dogg> ones i know of are Accuracy, beggs, r0ss
* Hkidnc nods
<Dogg> all good
<Hkidnc> that's good. Thanks.
<Dogg> :)
<Hkidnc> I'm suddenly not feeling like playing this round though...
<Hkidnc> oh well! Have a nice day all!

[@Raskana]: stfu
[@Accuracy]: you stfu
[@Raskana]: fuck you
[@Accuracy]: !alliance sweep
[@Europa]: Channel Sweeping
::: Kick: (Emperor_Zathras) was kicked by (Europa) Your not an alliance member - Login to Europa
::: Mode: (Europa) sets (+b *!*@49F7C9.B33507.8E8E35.B98FE0)
::: Kick: (nav555) was kicked by (Europa) Your not an alliance member - Login to Europa
::: Mode: (Europa) sets (+b *!*@9B6397.ED5F10.961584.477A1C)
::: This (*!*@9B6397.ED5F10.961584.477A1C) ban affects: (@Nietsche)
::: Mode: (Europa) sets (+h Raskana)
::: Kick: (Lucario|afk) was kicked by (Europa) Your not an alliance member - Login to Europa
::: Mode: (Europa) sets (+b *!*@A4C916.37F62F.766660.A68DE8)
::: This (*!*@A4C916.37F62F.766660.A68DE8) ban affects: (@%StarNoob)
::: Mode: (Europa) sets (+h Nietsche)
[@Accuracy]: ooh so you learned
[@Accuracy]: :P
::: Mode: (Raskana) sets (+b *!*@CC0099.32B3C9.E5E064.8EA161)
::: (Raskana) triggered your (ban) protection.
::: This (*!*@CC0099.32B3C9.E5E064.8EA161) ban affects: (@%Accuracy)
::: Kick: (Raskana) was kicked by (Accuracy) Don't ban me! (215)
::: Mode: (Accuracy) sets (-b *!*@CC0099.32B3C9.E5E064.8EA161)
[@Accuracy]: xD
[@Accuracy]: apparently he didn't learn

<~Systems> and i refuse to pronounce it anything other then "cem"
<DarkVision> and ty switch
<@sunken> ch ans in change and kem and in kermit
<~Systems> c-hem?
<Cem> in that case
<Cem> kem
<Cem> chem as in chemistry
<Cem> thats diffrent from change
<@sunken> yeah
<@sunken> so it is k
<Raskana> <Switch> isnt cem pronounced douche?

[18:10] <M[Writing]> leech purdue guys
[18:11] <M[Writing]> till he can respawn
[18:11] <M[Writing]> !empire inactivity
[18:11] <Apollo> Inactivity (4:5) 231 333 54,537 [Academy]
[18:11] -Apollo:#fishsticks- Blood (3:8) conquered resources from Inactivity (4:5) [Academy]
[18:12] * M[Writing] changes topic to 'Sperm By Mail NOSMOKING The place where you can relive your last moments as much as you like!! [Home of Triple S] Attack Inactivity (4:5) only until dead! AND NO RES HITS!! lol'

<@FanatiC> i can only make so many ships
* &Systems sits here contentedly stroking his gunny
<&Systems> no, not a euphanism
<&Systems> hmm
<&Systems> the SF admins should make a gunny plushie!
<~wicket> lol you and that gunny should get a room
<&Systems> Wangus! you're in charge of that project!
<&Systems> oh right

<Shields> !seen Europa
[14:45] <@Guardian> 'Europa' who?
[14:46] <Far_Away> SHUT UP SHIELDS
[14:46] <Far_Away> ;o
[14:46] <Shields> w00t
[14:46] <Shields> wasnt me
[14:46] <Far_Away> lies
[14:46] <Far_Away> how boring is it when there is no europa.
[14:47] <garg> hmmm.........
[14:47] <Far_Away> there is no point getin wasted if i cant come home and suicide people

[10:09:41 pm] <%sunken> i'm like himmler
[10:09:46 pm] <%sunken> or was it gobbels

[13:10] * ChanServ sets mode: +ao Systems Systems
[13:10] <Wangus> SYN
[13:10] <misanthrope> http://lifeat160.com/2010/05/the-worst-thing-voting-post/
[13:10] <misanthrope> http://www.osnews.com/story/23346/Nero_Files_Antitrust_Case_Against_MPEG-LA
[13:11] <Systems> you know the rules
[13:12] <Systems> i refuse to click on links until you at least acknowledge me first
[13:13] <misanthrope> Systems, somewhere between my nightmares and fantasies there you are, holding a duffel bag with your name on it full of sweaty panties, i want that bag
[13:13] <misanthrope> does that count as acknowledgment?
[13:14] <Systems> lol
[13:14] <Systems> yes
[13:14] <Systems> hi
[13:14] <misanthrope> hello
[13:14] <Systems> i can't help but feel a "yo' systems" would of been quicker and easier though
[13:15] <misanthrope> yeah, and i don't know where that came from
[13:15] <misanthrope> i just started to type and that's what came out
[13:15] <Systems> i think you either need a therapist or i need to hire a body guard
[13:15] <misanthrope> perhaps we cold find a burly therapist and go halvsies?
[13:16] <Systems> lol

<@orbit> wtf is a raptor?
<@Hippo> a dinosaur
<@PiG> lol
<@Hippo> XD
<@orbit> no
<@orbit> the ship
<@PiG> its a ship

<GelaSiuS> catch, dressing your hand up as a woman finger puppet don't count as a girl.
<Catch> Oi my left hand has no testicles or penis, therefore my left hand is female!
<GelaSiuS> but your right hand does?!
<Catch> Its unsure

[11:37:45] <@lock> 5th hockage is the chick witht eh cracking tits
[11:37:56] <@Cem> aye
[11:38:02] <@Cem> ive wanked off to them many a time

<~Boromir> orbit
<~Boromir> when u going to bed
<@orbit> whats bed?
<~Boromir> lol
<@DFA> afk 10 minutes
<@Dolon> that place that doesnt smell good and is covered by a nest-like pile of pr0n mags
<@Dolon> oh wait sorry, i had u confused with rask
<~Boromir> lmao