Quote #152 - Score: 3 - [+/-] - 2010-07-15 - [flagged] Submitter: Accuracy
[Accuracy]: so, I had this really weird dream last night
[Accuracy]: I was trying to recruit Haldir for next round
[Accuracy]: and then I found out that tall and Haldir were the same person

...an hour later...

::: Nick: (OfficialBallTaster) is now known as (Bootycall)
[Bootycall]: lets see if haldir notice this
[Bootycall]: oh
[Bootycall]: he's not here
::: Nick: (tall) is now known as (Haldir)
[Bootycall]: no way
[Jade]: Wait...tall is Haldir?
[Accuracy]: colonel made my dreams come true :P
Notes: SANICK courtesy of Colonel...
Quote #151 - Score: 4 - [+/-] - 2010-07-07 - [flagged] Submitter: Wangus
* Bubbles is now known as Dom
<Haldir> Bubbles, is that your stripper name?
<Accuracy> no
<Accuracy> Dom is his stripper name
<Accuracy> Bubbles is his real name
Notes: That's actually a funny story...
Quote #147 - Score: -1 - [+/-] - 2010-07-05 - [flagged] Submitter: Aftermath
(19:28:53) (&Aftermath) http://lachaira.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/borat.jpg
(19:29:05) (AlLeX_oo) lol
(19:29:19) (AlLeX_oo) thats hot
Notes: o rly?
Quote #146 - Score: -3 - [+/-] - 2010-07-04 - [flagged] Submitter: Wangus
<&DomTrek> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jnBx6kGa0s
<~Wangus> ...
<~Wangus> dom
<~Wangus> are you going to ruin one of my favorite songs?
<&DomTrek> oh yes
<~Wangus> is that what you're trying to do?
<~Wangus> -_-
<~Wangus> i do try
<~Wangus> i do
<&DomTrek> you're lucky I didn't give you the chipmunk one
<~Wangus> to introduce you to the best music i know
<~Wangus> to inspire you
<&DomTrek> Ahaha!
<~Wangus> to raise you above the bullshit of the world
<&DomTrek> I CAT FARTING!
* &DomTrek runs off
<~Wangus> haha
Notes: As much as I want to, you just can't hate that guy
Quote #145 - Score: 1 - [+/-] - 2010-07-03 - [flagged] Submitter: Dom
[19:03] <&[SP]> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oBHG5SxKFU
[19:03] <&[SP]> LISTEN TO THIS SHIT
[19:04] <&[SP]> SOME JAPANESE GUY IN A SUIT WAS ROCKING IT OUT ON A MIDI PLAYER WITH THIS SHIT
[19:05] <&[SP]> probably while having some women dressed as an octopus shitting on him or some shit
[19:06] <~misanthrope> Having an orgasm / In Japan can only be / In haiku format
[19:06] <&[SP]> lol
[19:06] <&[SP]> <3
[19:07] <&[SP]> you know what's up dawg
Quote #144 - Score: -1 - [+/-] - 2010-07-01 - [flagged] Submitter: Dev
[13:41] <Accuracy> I'm an admin dropping g-lines, they call me Wangus D. They askme stupid questions and I kick 'em all for free. I rub on Afty's bald spot and Sys likes to suck on me. E'rybody in the #chat knows that Wangus is O.G.
[13:41] <Accuracy> Peace
[13:42] <Accuracy> lol
[13:42] <&misanthrope> <.<
[13:42] <&misanthrope> yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaah boyeeeeeee
Notes: ensued after Wangus said he dropped "g-lines"
Quote #143 - Score: 1 - [+/-] - 2010-07-01 - [flagged] Submitter: Accuracy
[Destiney]: Haldir dont be mad cuz u guys never killed me
[Haldir]: I'm mad because you won't put out!
[Destiney]: meh
[Destiney]: u filed for divorce
[Haldir]: you did first!
[Destiney]: u did it pubically first
[Elessar]: pubically or publically?
Quote #142 - Score: -4 - [+/-] - 2010-07-01 - [flagged] Submitter: Accuracy
[@Will-face]: my nw is going up and down like the knickers of an indecisive wh0re :(
Quote #141 - Score: -1 - [+/-] - 2010-07-01 - [flagged] Submitter: Accuracy
[Jade]: I only get it when afty is horny.
Notes: She has a thing for bald spots...
Quote #140 - Score: 2 - [+/-] - 2010-06-30 - [flagged] Submitter: Accuracy
[@Raskana]: stfu
[@Accuracy]: you stfu
[@Raskana]: fuck you
[@Accuracy]: !alliance sweep
[@Europa]: Channel Sweeping
::: Kick: (Emperor_Zathras) was kicked by (Europa) Your not an alliance member - Login to Europa
::: Mode: (Europa) sets (+b *!*@49F7C9.B33507.8E8E35.B98FE0)
::: Kick: (nav555) was kicked by (Europa) Your not an alliance member - Login to Europa
::: Mode: (Europa) sets (+b *!*@9B6397.ED5F10.961584.477A1C)
::: This (*!*@9B6397.ED5F10.961584.477A1C) ban affects: (@Nietsche)
::: Mode: (Europa) sets (+h Raskana)
::: Kick: (Lucario|afk) was kicked by (Europa) Your not an alliance member - Login to Europa
::: Mode: (Europa) sets (+b *!*@A4C916.37F62F.766660.A68DE8)
::: This (*!*@A4C916.37F62F.766660.A68DE8) ban affects: (@%StarNoob)
::: Mode: (Europa) sets (+h Nietsche)
[@Accuracy]: ooh so you learned
[@Accuracy]: :P
::: Mode: (Raskana) sets (+b *!*@CC0099.32B3C9.E5E064.8EA161)
::: (Raskana) triggered your (ban) protection.
::: This (*!*@CC0099.32B3C9.E5E064.8EA161) ban affects: (@%Accuracy)
::: Kick: (Raskana) was kicked by (Accuracy) Don't ban me! (215)
::: Mode: (Accuracy) sets (-b *!*@CC0099.32B3C9.E5E064.8EA161)
[@Accuracy]: xD
[@Accuracy]: apparently he didn't learn
Quote #139 - Score: -4 - [+/-] - 2010-06-29 - [flagged] Submitter: Drago
[nav555]: thats why i refuse to grow
[nav555]: except in spurts
[Drago]: ;p
[Accuracy]: that's what she said about you too, nav!
Quote #138 - Score: 1 - [+/-] - 2010-06-23 - [flagged] Submitter: Cem
<misanthrope> so there i was
<misanthrope> yelling at cats in my underwear in front of my apartment
<misanthrope> swinging a stick
<misanthrope> at 3:30ish
Quote #137 - Score: 2 - [+/-] - 2010-05-25 - [flagged] Submitter: Cem
<Skeeter> give me a break
<Skeeter> i wana get to have falcons
<Skeeter> havnt had falcs on 1 hr ticks for like a year now
<Skeeter> i keep on geting killed
<Skeeter> every damn round

..A little later

<Skeeter> 15:10:42, May 25 Your empire has received a free Falcon. However, after such a long time of not using Falcons, your inexperience shows as you spectacularly crash your new prize straight into an asteroid. The Falcon was completely destroyed. D'oh!
<Skeeter> fucker!
<Skeeter> give me my falcon back
Quote #136 - Score: -3 - [+/-] - 2010-05-24 - [flagged] Submitter: Cem
[22:28:34] <&hollow> omg
[22:28:43] <&hollow> i cant stand this peace
[22:28:51] <&Syphon> we dnt have peace...
[22:28:51] <&Aftermath> we're at war you ****** retard
Notes: Just...awesome
Quote #135 - Score: -4 - [+/-] - 2010-05-24 - [flagged] Submitter: Systems
<&Cembob> i was...wrong
Notes: I KNEW IT!
Quote #134 - Score: 2 - [+/-] - 2010-05-24 - [flagged] Submitter: Wangus
[13:10] * ChanServ sets mode: +ao Systems Systems
[13:10] <Wangus> SYN
[13:10] <misanthrope> http://lifeat160.com/2010/05/the-worst-thing-voting-post/
[13:10] <misanthrope> http://www.osnews.com/story/23346/Nero_Files_Antitrust_Case_Against_MPEG-LA
[13:11] <Systems> you know the rules
[13:12] <Systems> i refuse to click on links until you at least acknowledge me first
[13:13] <misanthrope> Systems, somewhere between my nightmares and fantasies there you are, holding a duffel bag with your name on it full of sweaty panties, i want that bag
[13:13] <misanthrope> does that count as acknowledgment?
[13:14] <Systems> lol
[13:14] <Systems> yes
[13:14] <Systems> hi
[13:14] <misanthrope> hello
[13:14] <Systems> i can't help but feel a "yo' systems" would of been quicker and easier though
[13:15] <misanthrope> yeah, and i don't know where that came from
[13:15] <misanthrope> i just started to type and that's what came out
[13:15] <Systems> i think you either need a therapist or i need to hire a body guard
[13:15] <misanthrope> perhaps we cold find a burly therapist and go halvsies?
[13:16] <Systems> lol
Notes: Scout's honor, i was totally sober.
Quote #133 - Score: -5 - [+/-] - 2010-05-16 - [flagged] Submitter: --
(17:52.58) [ ~Systems ]: so now the top of the shaft is bending progressively
(17:53.03) [ ~Systems ]: mostly because i'm still sitting on it
Quote #132 - Score: 0 - [+/-] - 2010-05-05 - [flagged] Submitter: sunken
[17:27:57] <@sunken> why can't people request to get killed by me
[17:28:31] <Destiney> sunken will u kill me?
[17:28:40] <Destiney> =p
[17:28:53] * Destiney (dufus@4B3333.936F4E.703ED6.614738) Quit (Killed (sunken (sure)))
[17:29:02] <@sunken> see, that wasn't too hard
[17:29:04] * Destiney (dufus@4B3333.936F4E.703ED6.614738) has joined #chat
[17:29:09] <Destiney> muahahahahaha
[17:29:12] <@sunken> :D
[17:29:25] * Destiney humps
[17:29:32] <cinyras> sunken can you kill yourself
[17:29:34] <cinyras> :x
[17:29:51] <@sunken> hmm
[17:29:54] <@sunken> that is a tricky one
[17:29:56] <@sunken> hang on
[17:30:12] * cinyras is now known as yourself
[17:30:18] * yourself (cinyras@0B3CF3.71D54F.EB5CBF.E77028) Quit (Killed (sunken (there you go)))
[17:30:22] <@sunken> :D
Notes: They did ask for it...
Quote #131 - Score: 1 - [+/-] - 2010-05-01 - [flagged] Submitter: Systems
<~misanthrope> you're the kindest minotaur i've ever encountered
Quote #130 - Score: 0 - [+/-] - 2010-04-17 - [flagged] Submitter: Systems
[8:02:52 pm] <~Systems> sol's over rated
[8:03:37 pm] <Colonel> I heard sol was implicated in the catholic abuse cover-ups
Quote #129 - Score: 0 - [+/-] - 2010-03-17 - [flagged] Submitter: --
[20:15:14] <&Aftermath> i really don't want to fly anywhere because of those new scanners
[20:15:19] <Tank> lmao
[20:15:27] <Cem> yea, those scanners are pretty scary
[20:15:28] <%HMA> people will see your small package?
[20:15:48] <&Aftermath> doesn't matter what size it is, i don't want some random old perv seeing it :P
[20:15:53] <%HMA> lol
[20:15:54] <Tank> lol
[20:16:10] <%HMA> i don't care about that, but i do agree about the whole thing being stupid
[20:16:13] <crit> ever seen airplane :p
[20:16:16] <Cem> just think, it sees through hair too..soo it will make absolutly no diffrence to you afty
Quote #127 - Score: -8 - [+/-] - 2009-11-18 - [flagged] Submitter: garg
<Shields> !seen Europa
[14:45] <@Guardian> 'Europa' who?
[14:46] <Far_Away> SHUT UP SHIELDS
[14:46] <Far_Away> ;o
[14:46] <Shields> w00t
[14:46] <Shields> wasnt me
[14:46] <Far_Away> lies
[14:46] <Far_Away> how boring is it when there is no europa.
[14:47] <garg> hmmm.........
[14:47] <Far_Away> there is no point getin wasted if i cant come home and suicide people
Quote #126 - Score: 11 - [+/-] - 2009-11-13 - [flagged] Submitter: gargoyle
[00:59] * crit gives Bijou666's modem some viagra
[01:00] <Bijou666> thank ye
[01:08] * Mull (callumirand@sfnet-153b75c4.xtra.co.nz) has joined #chat
[01:09] * Mull (callumirand@sfnet-153b75c4.xtra.co.nz) Quit (Quit: <cointelpro> i do not have special feelings in my penis for you)
[01:09] * Mull (callumirand@sfnet-153b75c4.xtra.co.nz) has joined #chat
[01:13] * Mull humps crit
[01:16] * crit humps Mull
[01:16] * crit humps Mull
[01:16] * crit humps Mull
[01:16] * crit humps Mull
[01:16] * crit humps Mull
[01:18] <Mull> :o
[01:28] * bijou (Vacum5000@sfnet-14a289ed.clearnet.com) has joined #chat
[01:28] * Bijou666 (Vacum5000@sfnet-14a289ed.clearnet.com) Quit (NickServ (GHOST command used by bijou))
[01:29] * bijou is now known as Bijou666
[01:29] * Bijou666 stabs crit in the face
[01:29] <Bijou666> that viagra didnt help :/
[01:35] * Helms_Deep (megane@sfnet-97a44cc8.maxonline.com.sg) Quit (EOF from client)
[01:36] <Mull> old fella not standing to atention?
[01:36] <Bijou666> :O
[01:36] <crit> lol
[01:40] <Mull> you humping crit bijou?
[01:40] <Mull> thta could be the reason
Quote #125 - Score: 1 - [+/-] - 2009-11-09 - [flagged] Submitter: Systems
[11:42:48 pm] <~Systems> our users are alarmingly windows based
[11:43:02 pm] <@hat> the world is alarmingly windows based
[11:43:07 pm] <@hat> think about it
[11:43:14 pm] <@hat> billion dollar nuclear submarines
[11:43:29 pm] <@hat> with hundreds of individual thermonuclear warheads
[11:43:44 pm] <@hat> running the same software sleaz uses to masturbate
Quote #124 - Score: 23 - [+/-] - 2009-10-30 - [flagged] Submitter: --
<@JoeBlack> dest punched me
<@JoeBlack> :(
<~Dogg> whaaaaaaaaaa
<~Dogg> face punch?
<@Destiney> LIES!!!!
<@JoeBlack> (00:57:53) ***Destiney punches JB then giggles
<~Dogg> looooool
<@JoeBlack> :(
<~Dogg> haha
<~Dogg> quit it you guyssss
<@JoeBlack> haha
<@Tank> lol
<~Dogg> stop goofing around
<~Dogg> lol
<@JoeBlack> dest you are dead now
<@JoeBlack> :))
<@Destiney> U LIE JB I NEVER SAID THAT!!!!
<@Destiney> =)
<~Dogg> theres is only one way to settle this
<@Destiney> that was my evil twin
<~Dogg> and Systems has to choose the terms
<@Destiney> Dastiney
<~Dogg> lol
<@Systems> Sword fight at dawn where the sun meets the edge of the earth!
<@Systems> winner is the second-last to die

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