[02:38] <@Lucas> [02:26] <@slick> i had 5 friends on s-f and all of them left
[02:38] <@Lucas> [02:26] <@slick> garg drago ninja joeblack
[02:38] <@Lucas> [02:26] <@slick> and archangel
[02:38] <@Lucas> im sorry but you never knew Archangel
[02:39] <@JesseC> LMAO
[02:41] <@slick> yeh i did
[02:41] <@slick> LP
[02:41] <@slick> i left ur nick in the dust lucas
[02:42] <@Lucas> lol
[02:42] <@JesseC> ?
[02:42] <@slick> i am well aware archangel is lucas
[02:42] <@slick> lol
[02:42] <@JesseC> what?
[02:42] <@Lucas> slick how long you played this game for
[02:42] <@slick> :P
[02:42] <@slick> lol
[02:42] <@JesseC> archangel is not lucas
[02:43] <@JesseC> Lucas is Boromir
[02:43] <@slick> oh well thats what i was told
[02:43] <@Lucas> LMAO
[02:43] <@slick> i know lucas is boro
[02:43] <@slick> lol
[02:43] <@Lucas> who told you i was Archangel
[02:43] <@slick> i thought lucas was archangel
[02:43] <@slick> hmmmm
[02:43] <@slick> i think d_A
[02:43] <@Lucas> hahahahaha
[02:43] <@slick> or cimbom
[02:43] <@slick> lol
[02:43] <@slick> fucking bitches

[16:53] <~misanthrope> i'll be waiting in a drive thru line
[16:53] <~misanthrope> and i'll time it
[16:53] <~misanthrope> so that i'll ejaculate all over the steering column just as they hand me my biggie shake

[PUBLIC CHAT in #CHAT]
<Zathman> i've got my eye on a black london fog trench on ebay
<Jade> Black is so hard to keep clean
<DELT> a fleshlight would of been better investment

[PRIVATE CHAT with DELT]
<Zathman> Gizmodo had a feature a bit back
<Zathman> Hustler made an Avatar porno in 3d http://gizmodo.com/5651323/the-avatar-fleshlight-actually-happene
<DELT> lmao
<Zathman> and fleshlight was promoting it with their avatar/alien blue fleshlight
<DELT> bs
<DELT> thats awesome
<DELT> http://www.avatarfleshlight.net/11
<DELT> wow
<Zathman> hahaha that still cracks me up
<Zathman> "...your release is sure to leave evidence that even the government couldn't even cover up." ROFL
<DELT> hahahaha
<Zathman> so you say it's a solid investment? i take it you own one hm?
<DELT> not yet!
<Zathman> lol
<Zathman> but you sound so hopeful
<DELT> saving up my change
<DELT> yay! http://www.fleshlight.com/performance/fleshlight-mounts/?link=497058

[PRIVATE CHAT with JADE]
<Zathman> <DELT> yay! http://www.fleshlight.com/performance/fleshlight-mounts/?link=497058
<Zathman> omg
<Jade> LMAO
<Jade> One looks like a freaking pencil charpener.
<Jade> sharpener*
<Zathman> looooooooooooooooooool

[PUBLIC CHAT in #CHAT]
<Jade> DELT, gunna get the saddle bag too?
<Zathman> hahahahahahahaha

[PRIVATE CHAT with DELT]
<Zathman> <Zathman> <DELT> yay! http://www.fleshlight.com/performance/fleshlight-mounts/?link=497058
<Zathman> <Zathman> omg
<Zathman> <Jade> LMAO
<Zathman> <Jade> One looks like a freaking pencil charpener.
<Zathman> <Jade> sharpener*
<Zathman> <Zathman> looooooooooooooooooool
<DELT> fuck you
<DELT> lol
<DELT> but the optional saddle bag is a nice touch

[PRIVATE CHAT with JADE]
<Zathman> <DELT> fuck you
<Zathman> <DELT> lol
<Zathman> <DELT> but the optional saddle bag is a nice touch
<Jade> HAHAHA
<Jade> So win

[PRIVATE CHAT with DELT]
...
<Zathman> <Jade> HAHAHA
<Zathman> <Jade> So win
<DELT> lol stfu

<fivedollafootlong> !seen systems
<Guardian> Systems -> last seen quitting IRC (44 hours ago) [VR@AllAroundGreatGuy]
<fivedollafootlong> hmm
--> Systems (VR@AllAroundGreatGuy) has joined #chat
* ChanServ sets mode +q #chat Systems
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to Systems
<Systems> rabbit dies!
<Systems> HE DIES!
<-- Systems (VR@AllAroundGreatGuy) has left #chat
<fivedollafootlong> lol
<fivedollafootlong> systems is playing MOH aswell
<Dayum> wow
<Dayum> how did you do that?
<Dayum> you like
<Dayum> summoned systems
<fivedollafootlong> yeaah
<fivedollafootlong> i do those things
<Dayum> summon some big titty women now
<fivedollafootlong> i will
<fivedollafootlong> just a moment
<Dayum> good looking titties
<Dayum> real ones
--> Systems (VR@AllAroundGreatGuy) has joined #chat
* ChanServ sets mode +q #chat Systems
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to Systems
<fivedollafootlong> there we go

<Haldir> anyone want to have sex?
<Prellyan> sure Haldir

* sunken is now known as COOKIE
<-- COOKIE_MONSTER has quit (Killed (COOKIE_MONSTER (COOKIE! NOM NOM NOM)))
--> COOKIE_MONSTER (VR@B3C310.019ADD.FC2EDC.89B883) has joined #chat
<COOKIE_MONSTER> for the love of pete
<COOKIE_MONSTER> why did it tab to me over COOKIE

(09:53:10) (@xtc) [14:53] <Turm> crit dosnt seem to have any issues
(09:53:17) (@xtc) there's a lie
(09:59:39) (&acid) true that
(09:59:53) (&acid) crit is so much more annoying than he used to be
(10:00:22) (@xtc) every time I see him say anything it's some vile abuse
(10:06:35) (&acid) turm has turmed em all into whiny bitches over the years
(10:07:01) (@xtc) I was saying this to colonel the other day
(10:07:06) (@xtc) the main thing that amazes me about turm
(10:07:20) (@xtc) is he never notices that 90% of the whining in SF is done by him
(10:07:33) (@xtc) and never stops and asks what that suggests the real problem is
(10:13:33) (&acid) i think he's bi polar
(10:13:39) (&acid) not kidding
(10:16:13) (@xtc) yeah it's hard to believe that he's just an idiot
(10:17:55) (&acid) rofl

[18:26:25] <&Destiney> all i do is sit back and masturbate listening to u guys talk abotu a text based game

(20:48:54) (&Lucas) problem is everyone goes inactive at weekends now for some reason
(20:49:12) (&Lucas) weekends used to be the most active time back in the day
(20:50:45) (@Accuracy) yea
(20:50:49) (@Accuracy) people have lives now
(20:50:50) (@Accuracy) :P
(20:50:56) (&Lucas) i kno
(20:50:58) (&Lucas) its sad
(20:50:59) (&Lucas) :P
(20:51:00) (@Accuracy) yea
(20:51:03) (@Accuracy) I have 3 parties
(20:51:05) (@Accuracy) in 3 days

[&Poiana]: you cant scan form your phone?
[&Poiana]: and tell us what ships he got home?
[+Mical]: Yea sure driving in Atlanta traffic
[+Mical]: And scanning
[+Accuracy]: scanning...
[+Accuracy]: scanning...
[+Accuracy]: scanning...
[+Accuracy]: CAR!
[+Accuracy]: scanning...
[+Accuracy]: scanning...
[+Mical]: LOL
[+Mical]: Accuracy knows
[~[FLY]]: morning news: A Driver from Atlanta crashed while scanning from his phone

<Accuracy> Smokin' Aces
<Accuracy> badass movie
<@sunken> hm, i was meaning to see that one
* S (S@unteradmin.star-fury.com) has joined #chat
<Accuracy> it's good
<Dunkan> I can't find badass movie on imdb
<Dunkan> can you help me acc?
* @sunken giggles
<Dunkan> ok than Accuracy
<Dunkan> badass thieves you mean?
<@sunken> are youlooking for a movie called badass movie Dunkan?
<Accuracy> lol
<Accuracy> no
<Accuracy> dunkan
<Accuracy> I meant
<Accuracy> Smokin' Aces is a badass movie

[Accuracy]: I'm gonna go masturbate now
[Accuracy]: bye
[Accuracy]: I'll be thinking of you Jade
[wicket]: you need help seriously Acc
[wicket]: and not with the masterbating
[wicket]: professional help
[Accuracy]: ...
[wicket]: and not a prostitute
[Accuracy]: rofl
[wicket]: im gonna stfu

::: Nick: (Word_Bearer) is now known as (Acc_Sucks)
: Acc_Sucks evil eye toward accuracy
[Accuracy]: o.O
[Accuracy]: you suck your evil eye toward me?
[Accuracy]: ewww
[Acc_Sucks]: now that i read it
[Acc_Sucks]: a bit of me died

[Accuracy]: so, I had this really weird dream last night
[Accuracy]: I was trying to recruit Haldir for next round
[Accuracy]: and then I found out that tall and Haldir were the same person

...an hour later...

::: Nick: (OfficialBallTaster) is now known as (Bootycall)
[Bootycall]: lets see if haldir notice this
[Bootycall]: oh
[Bootycall]: he's not here
::: Nick: (tall) is now known as (Haldir)
[Bootycall]: no way
[Jade]: Wait...tall is Haldir?
[Accuracy]: colonel made my dreams come true :P

* Bubbles is now known as Dom
<Haldir> Bubbles, is that your stripper name?
<Accuracy> no
<Accuracy> Dom is his stripper name
<Accuracy> Bubbles is his real name

(19:28:53) (&Aftermath) http://lachaira.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/borat.jpg
(19:29:05) (AlLeX_oo) lol
(19:29:19) (AlLeX_oo) thats hot

<&DomTrek> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jnBx6kGa0s
<~Wangus> ...
<~Wangus> dom
<~Wangus> are you going to ruin one of my favorite songs?
<&DomTrek> oh yes
<~Wangus> is that what you're trying to do?
<~Wangus> -_-
<~Wangus> i do try
<~Wangus> i do
<&DomTrek> you're lucky I didn't give you the chipmunk one
<~Wangus> to introduce you to the best music i know
<~Wangus> to inspire you
<&DomTrek> Ahaha!
<~Wangus> to raise you above the bullshit of the world
<&DomTrek> I CAT FARTING!
* &DomTrek runs off
<~Wangus> haha

[19:03] <&[SP]> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oBHG5SxKFU
[19:03] <&[SP]> LISTEN TO THIS SHIT
[19:04] <&[SP]> SOME JAPANESE GUY IN A SUIT WAS ROCKING IT OUT ON A MIDI PLAYER WITH THIS SHIT
[19:05] <&[SP]> probably while having some women dressed as an octopus shitting on him or some shit
[19:06] <~misanthrope> Having an orgasm / In Japan can only be / In haiku format
[19:06] <&[SP]> lol
[19:06] <&[SP]> <3
[19:07] <&[SP]> you know what's up dawg

[13:41] <Accuracy> I'm an admin dropping g-lines, they call me Wangus D. They askme stupid questions and I kick 'em all for free. I rub on Afty's bald spot and Sys likes to suck on me. E'rybody in the #chat knows that Wangus is O.G.
[13:41] <Accuracy> Peace
[13:42] <Accuracy> lol
[13:42] <&misanthrope> <.<
[13:42] <&misanthrope> yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaah boyeeeeeee

[Destiney]: Haldir dont be mad cuz u guys never killed me
[Haldir]: I'm mad because you won't put out!
[Destiney]: meh
[Destiney]: u filed for divorce
[Haldir]: you did first!
[Destiney]: u did it pubically first
[Elessar]: pubically or publically?

[@Will-face]: my nw is going up and down like the knickers of an indecisive wh0re :(

[Jade]: I only get it when afty is horny.

[@Raskana]: stfu
[@Accuracy]: you stfu
[@Raskana]: fuck you
[@Accuracy]: !alliance sweep
[@Europa]: Channel Sweeping
::: Kick: (Emperor_Zathras) was kicked by (Europa) Your not an alliance member - Login to Europa
::: Mode: (Europa) sets (+b *!*@49F7C9.B33507.8E8E35.B98FE0)
::: Kick: (nav555) was kicked by (Europa) Your not an alliance member - Login to Europa
::: Mode: (Europa) sets (+b *!*@9B6397.ED5F10.961584.477A1C)
::: This (*!*@9B6397.ED5F10.961584.477A1C) ban affects: (@Nietsche)
::: Mode: (Europa) sets (+h Raskana)
::: Kick: (Lucario|afk) was kicked by (Europa) Your not an alliance member - Login to Europa
::: Mode: (Europa) sets (+b *!*@A4C916.37F62F.766660.A68DE8)
::: This (*!*@A4C916.37F62F.766660.A68DE8) ban affects: (@%StarNoob)
::: Mode: (Europa) sets (+h Nietsche)
[@Accuracy]: ooh so you learned
[@Accuracy]: :P
::: Mode: (Raskana) sets (+b *!*@CC0099.32B3C9.E5E064.8EA161)
::: (Raskana) triggered your (ban) protection.
::: This (*!*@CC0099.32B3C9.E5E064.8EA161) ban affects: (@%Accuracy)
::: Kick: (Raskana) was kicked by (Accuracy) Don't ban me! (215)
::: Mode: (Accuracy) sets (-b *!*@CC0099.32B3C9.E5E064.8EA161)
[@Accuracy]: xD
[@Accuracy]: apparently he didn't learn

[nav555]: thats why i refuse to grow
[nav555]: except in spurts
[Drago]: ;p
[Accuracy]: that's what she said about you too, nav!

<misanthrope> so there i was
<misanthrope> yelling at cats in my underwear in front of my apartment
<misanthrope> swinging a stick
<misanthrope> at 3:30ish